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[flawandorder]

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It seems a little unfair to ask you to pick up after a God-- even a failure of one.

[Somehow this trash heap STILL cannot get past his pride.]

[failedsafe]

You're not a failure. [she will say this as often as it needs to be said so clearly all the fucking time.]

I'll pick up after whomever I so please.

[flawandorder]

Yes, yes... whatever you say Miss Lilith.

[failedsafe]

[She moves the hand that's still on his face to pull his cheek, using her other hand to do so as well.]

Yes, yes, that's right, so the sooner you get with the program, the better.

[flawandorder]

...what are you, my mother?

[He chuckles, even with his cheeks all stretched.]

[failedsafe]

My my, aren't we kinky?

[flawandorder]

It wouldn't be believable in the slightest. I'm more mature than you are by far.

The other way around, though...

[failedsafe]

Hey! Excuse me!! Girls mature faster than boys! I'm plenty mature!! You just think you're so much better than everyone else because you're sooooOOOOOOoooo calm and whatever. Look at me, I'm so collected when I am secretly a gremlin.

[flawandorder]

I had no idea you were so excited to be my darling mother.